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About GeoCuriosity · Est. 2024
Wear the Story of Earth
A small shop making natural-history apparel inspired by the archives of science. Drawn like antique field plates, printed close to you, and fact-checked with unreasonable enthusiasm.
The Collections
Science communication you can wear
GeoCuriosity started with a simple idea: a t-shirt can communicate science. Every design brings natural history into daily life, told accurately, and in a lot of cases powered by prehistoric humor. The catalog runs 1,600+ products deep.
Paleontology
The flagship. Deep time, drawn carefully.
Environment & Nature
Landscapes, ecosystems, and living things.
Wildlife Ecology
The animals still writing the story.
Guest Artists
Rotating drops from independent creators.
The Roadmap
From blank cotton to living kelp
Every GeoTee makes the same trip. Here is the whole road, start to finish.
The Blank
- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight and soft.
- A smooth, tight knit that takes print cleanly.
- Built to survive the wash cycle for years.
100% CottonPrint-ReadyLong Lasting
The Design
- Original artwork, designed digitally by our in-house design team.
- Rotating drops from guest artists who share their work here too.
- Fact-checked for scientific accuracy.
- DTG printed: the ink bonds into the fabric for a soft, long-lasting print.
In-House Design TeamGuest ArtistsFact-CheckedDTG Printed
The Delivery
- Printed at the facility closest to you, then shipped the short way.
- Shorter trips mean lower shipping emissions.
- Ships in zero-waste, eco-friendly mailers.
Zero-Waste PackagingUSACanadaUKEuropeAustraliaNew Zealand
The Kelp
- The last stop: every order funds kelp seaforestation in the Salish Sea.
- Hectare for hectare, growing kelp can capture CO₂ faster than a forest on land.
- Restored kelp can multiply local fish biomass up to 20-fold.
- Damps waves, easing coastal erosion and storm surge.
- Needs no land, no freshwater, no fertilizer.
Fast Carbon UptakeHabitatCoastal Shield
The Shirt
The tee you reach for twice a week
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Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft, breathable, everyday weight.
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Printed near you. Facilities in Canada, the USA, the UK, Europe, and Australia keep shipping short.
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Low-impact dyes, printed in certified facilities.
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Sensory friendly. Soft, light, and low-fuss on the skin, chosen with neurodivergent and other sensory-sensitive wearers in mind.
Where we print
Certifications
Cotton sourced through the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol® and Better Cotton programs. Garments made to OEKO-TEX® and WRAP standards. Every order prints at the facility closest to you, which keeps shipping distances and emissions down.
The GeoTee vs. the average tee
Our Tees
100% Cotton- Soft
- Durable
- Ethical
- Sustainable
- Premium
- Unisex
Other Tees
Mixed Cheap Fabric- Rough
- Flimsy
- Untracked
- Wasteful
- Generic
- Mass-produced
Our Impact
Every order helps replant kelp
Kelp forests are the rainforests of the sea. Along much of the British Columbia coast, warming water has thinned them into urchin barrens, bare stretches of rock where little else lives.
So every GeoCuriosity order helps replant kelp close to home, in the Salish Sea. The work is funded through GoodAPI, verified by veritree. Our orders support the Sunshine Coast Seaforestation project, seeding giant kelp, bull kelp, and sugar kelp.
Where it happens
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Cultured
Young kelp starts in a dedicated sea-forest hatchery, growing on seeded spools of braided twine.
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Out-planted
The young kelp is planted out on line and gravel on the seafloor.
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Growing fast
Kelp can grow up to about 30 centimetres a day, some of the fastest growth on Earth.
in one season
Out-planted in January 2026. Standing 3 to 5 metres tall by mid-April.
Who depends on kelp forests
Kelp creates shaded, sheltered habitat that boosts biodiversity, supports local fisheries, improves water quality, and softens coastal erosion. Replanting it rebuilds the neighbourhood, not just the trees.
The People Doing the Work
Restoration rooted in these waters
The project is carried out in collaboration with Coastal Kelp and five Indigenous partners across the Salish Sea:
Markers show kelp sites and community offices, not territorial boundaries.
- shíshálh NationHotham Sound sits within the shíshálh swiya
- Tla'amin Nationɬaʔamɩn · the Powell River area is Tla'amin territory
- Squamish NationSḵwx̱wú7mesh Úxwumixw
- Tsleil-Waututh Nationsəlilwətaɬ
- Métis Nation British Columbia
We fund this work and tell people about it. The restoration itself belongs to the crews and communities doing it.
GeoCuriosity's founder, Joshua, does research on British Columbia's kelp forests. Of all the causes a shirt could support, this one is personal.
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